DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be king of the hill, you know? Sending out mountains of junk every day, racking up those views. People would fall for it on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, being bounced by those pesky spam blockers. My inbox is a graveyard. My once-bustling empire has collapsed. The gratification of a successful spam campai